Anyway, about that mag. Something caught her attention, and her attention caught my attention. Apparently, there were some rather "Explicit" questions being asked in the mag. One of them would be :
"Why does stimulation at the clitoris brings the out-of-this-world feeling?"
I was like... "Oooooh....*continues reading* aaahhhhhhh..... I see. "
Stimulating the clitoris? Reminds me of.... this.
Yeah.. That movie.. "Teeth". Don't know if you guys have watched it before, but it kinda gave me a good bit of laugh to see guys who try to force their way into this one particular girl eventually lose their bits with a chomp from where they least expect. :D
Anyway, back to the drawing board. It did suggest sex as a weekly prescription. A weekly sex seem to improve your love life a lot.
In the once in a month category, "Lock the door and pull the blinds. Have sex around the house the whole day. Only stop when you need to use the toilet or eat something."
LoLwut?! Haha. Okay, might try that some time later in life. :D
Last but not least, in the list of "Must do : Once in a lifetime" is.... *drumroll*
"SEX IN PUBLIC PLACES"
Awesome!!! Must do! Once in a lifetime! Okay.. quit it. By "Public" here it doesn't mean "in front of everyone." It literally meant "outside where you might get caught" but the thrill of it makes a couple do it I guess. *ponders*
Hurrr....... Imagine a scene where you're walking along a quiet road, then the bush on the roadside started to sway and moan. :D Happy times.
Ciao y'all! Have a great time out there ya! *pun not intended but if you insist, then play safe*
Please don't have sex in public...
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